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Yes! A Text-centric And Minimal Blog Theme, Read All About It

I know what you’re thinking, text-centric… brilliant that means this website is fast to load and straight to the point.

Well yes, you’re right. We’ve made Textual super-duper quick to load in its raw form. So if you want to chuck a load of plugins at it, the base theme itself is still going to perform very well for you.

Don’t worry though, you can still add images, we’re not crazy!

Let’s dig deeper into what you get with Textual.

8 Super Handy Things I Just Learned About Beards

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Growing a beard is so cool, it is never hot or itchy and I never think about shaving it off again.
No one who ever grew or tried to grow a beard

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5 Things I Didn’t Know About Fixies

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I Can’t Decide On My Most Favourite Thing. Selfies or Flannel Shirts.

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I’m Learning To Play An Artisanal Loot

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Vinyl Records Are Way Better Than mp3s

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Beards Grow Faster In Space Says NASA

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Words are, of course, the most powerful drug used by mankind.Rudyard Kipling